it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Never underestimate the power of titties
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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