No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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