I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Will exercising make me less horny?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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