Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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