Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Help. Why am I so naked?
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