how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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