..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
