Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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