I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
i believe in u and ur pee
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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