ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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