You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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