nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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