You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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