haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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