A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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