Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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