Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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