okay pat passed out under dana's car
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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