i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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