I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
