Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
But theres a keg here and me gusta
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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