this boner is exhausting
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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