we're blogging at a bar
4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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