How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
