She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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