I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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