Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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