im drinking this country out of the recession.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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