so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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