And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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