Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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