Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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