I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
This is the high leading the old right now
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Randomize
