we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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