i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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