I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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