Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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