That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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