I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
