I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You're so nebulous sometimes
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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