are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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