bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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