Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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