Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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