why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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