There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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