Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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