Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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