Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
