Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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