so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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