At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
if i died would you start the facebook group?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Terrible idea I love it
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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