It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm like, not good at living.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
