He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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