I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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