Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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